Curse

Spooky · Mar 26, 2005, 10:50 PM // 22:50

You can find it up here: http://www.guildwarsguru.com/content...ing-id1243.php
Be warned, as is most everything I write, it's a little bizarre. However, i'm still curious to know what people thought of it.

Uthar · Mar 27, 2005, 01:58 AM // 01:58

I'm in the middle of reading it, but I wanted to say that the game really really needs a wand of cranial bashing. That's just such a lovely phrase.

And that you've caught, with perfect characterization, the duality of Gwen, Destroyer of Worlds, Pyromaniac Nutter, and giggly little girl.

Sentience · Mar 27, 2005, 03:48 AM // 03:48

"Indeed, as the mysterious floating tag implied, there on the ground lay the broken remains of Gwen's flute."

Lol! This is really well written, great work on it Spooky.

*Goes back to reading the rest*

Zaklex · Mar 27, 2005, 06:40 AM // 06:40

If I can stop laughing long enough to leave a reply I will. Of course I kept getting these strange looks from my wife and daughter, so I may have to find somewhere else to read these if there are ever more of them.

Sphynx · Mar 27, 2005, 11:07 AM // 11:07

Very funny, kept me entertained for longer than I realised (while reading this I noticied the hour was one later than I expected; the clocks had changed for summertime).

Well written though, congrats to the auther.

Ranis Harlequin · Mar 27, 2005, 05:16 PM // 17:16

My quest in life now is to have a floating green exclamation mark above my head.

Anybody care to be psychically imprented with random omnidirectional green arrows?

Some great word choices, my favorite being "Are you an ice mage or is it just cold outside?" though it didn't really make any sense...I still couldn't help laughing....just a little.

Spooky · Mar 27, 2005, 09:17 PM // 21:17

The ice mage joke does make sense, but the problem is ... try as I might, I simply can't think of a tactful way of explaining it, heh.

Uthar · Mar 27, 2005, 09:49 PM // 21:49

Something involving nipples? Or is that just me and my dirty mind?

Spooky · Mar 27, 2005, 11:09 PM // 23:09

I plead the fifth.
Anywho, is anyone interested in seeing the continuation of the series? Or projects like it? I do enjoy writing these, but I suppose I have to admit that it seems a bit excessive to spend a week of my time to amuse five or six people.. hehe

Agent Dark Bootie · Mar 27, 2005, 11:37 PM // 23:37

ahahah
the monk climbing with his nose is great
"hoho"

William of Orange · Mar 28, 2005, 12:29 AM // 00:29

I'm sorry Spooky, I would read the piece in its entirety, but I was honestly intimidated by the story when I first glanced through it to see how long it was

. Maybe when I have a lot of freetime on my hands I'll go through it, but since school is starting up again tomorrow, I'll be limited. Not to say that I don't like to read (I would consider myself a fairly avid reader), but it's hard to stare at the same page for an extended period of time. I don't have ADD, but I like to keep a nice pace when cruising web pages.

It's nice to know that you're putting this much time and energy into amusing us though, and I hope that you continue this pursuit; I'm sure more people have read it/are reading it than have posted here.

Kityn · Mar 28, 2005, 12:59 AM // 00:59

Please can I have some more???

rithien · Mar 28, 2005, 07:31 AM // 07:31

Yes Spooky, can we please have more of this.. this.. kookiness??

ps: i didnt get the ice mage joke either, until i read this thread... nice one!i like the subtlety even though it went over my head the first time..

rithien · Mar 28, 2005, 07:35 AM // 07:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent Dark Bootie

ahahah
the monk climbing with his nose is great
"hoho"

i like the part where the monk breaks down.. hehe classic...

Yukito Kunisaki · Mar 28, 2005, 04:18 PM // 16:18

Story rocked, keep up the good work! ^_^

Aria · Mar 28, 2005, 04:46 PM // 16:46

I've never ever thought that someone could successfully mix Grawl with sailormoon. And.. was that.. power rangers??

Absolutely loved Ascalon.com. Great job, Spooky!! Definitely write more

Azkafen · Mar 28, 2005, 08:30 PM // 20:30

I am scarred for life... but seeing as how I met my ultimate demse at the hands of some little girl named Gwen who said I dont like you and set me on fire. (( guess I should have given her that cape))

Anyway great job and do make more...

Rellok · Mar 28, 2005, 09:22 PM // 21:22

I was thoroughly entertained

My only wish was that you had explored more and had more adventures recreate. It was fantabulous.

Oh yeah, I just had to mention the 1337 skale, that was magnificent.

Matt

Aladdar · Mar 28, 2005, 09:58 PM // 21:58

as I already told you, it's great.

Ranis Harlequin · Mar 28, 2005, 11:18 PM // 23:18

Definitely write more, and other people too. GWGuru is very lacking (and so, I might add, are almost all the other GW sites out there) when it comes to fan-written literature pertaining to GW. Spooky's story was great, and though it seemed long, it only takes about 15 minutes to read (perhaps the narrow page gives the illusion of length).

When searching for some more stuff to read and print off (for when I'm not on the computer but I still can't get enough of GW) I can hardly find anything. So, the verdict: I'll write my own. We should all write a little more, or make a few pictures. Keep going Spooky, we need the motivation. Things like these really get you connected to the game.